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Over the years, Gizmodo.com has featured a number of different “taglines,” short phrases meant to encapsulate the blog’s “core mission.” At one point, the site even bore the slogan “Everything is tech,” a clearly ridiculous premise. Is the national debt tech? Is Murder She Wrote? What about the Magic cards I traded for a Spawn comic in 1994, are those tech too?

While Gizmodo now covers many topics outside of the site’s original purview, clearly some things simply Are Tech while others simply Are Not. With that in mind, here is a list of things that canonically belong to the former category according to a Gizmodo news editor—as objective an authority as there is in this uncertain world—to be updated as further determinations are made:

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