Tweaker on Bad Trip Ends Alleged 7-Day Crime Spree with McDonald's Run

A Washington man faces 14 charges, ranging from kidnapping to burglary to theft of a firearm, after allegedly going on a weeklong, acid-inspired crime spree. According to court documents obtained by Vocativ, 23-year-old George Jacobson terrorized residents of Roy, Wa. from Sept. 26 to Oct. 3, breaking into houses,… » 10/12/14 5:54pm 10/12/14 5:54pm

Mysterious Terror-Clown Haunts Small California Town

Since the beginning of October, residents of Wasco, Calif. have been calling police to report sightings of a strange (undoubtedly murderous) circus clown, Bakersfield's KGET-TV reports. Appearing only at night, the clown has been spotted carrying a variety of fun props, including mallets, balloons and—that most… » 10/12/14 3:50pm 10/12/14 3:50pm

Possible Ninja Turtle Smoke Bombs West Village Restaurant

At about 6 p.m. Friday night, a mysterious figure emerged—Whac-A-Mole-style—from sidewalk grate on Sixth Avenue and threw two road flares into chic Village eatery Da Silvano. The burning flares immediately filled the restaurant's outdoor seating area with smoke, surprising diners that included Rose McGowan. » 10/11/14 4:16pm 10/11/14 4:16pm

Sports Fan's Insane Mugshot Is the Most Florida Thing You'll See Today

In any other of the 49 states, a football fan might express his admiration for the game with a bumper sticker, a custom jersey or—at the very most—a festively painted beer belly. But in Florida, the home of nude beach blow job jet ski fights, nothing less than a psycho full head tattoo will do, like the one seen here… » 10/11/14 12:05pm 10/11/14 12:05pm

Amanda Bynes Reportedly Hospitalized on Psychiatric Hold

After a week of erratic, troubling behavior, Amanda Bynes has reportedly been placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold at a California hospital. According to People, the actress was admitted for treatment shortly after landing at LAX Friday afternoon. » 10/11/14 10:37am 10/11/14 10:37am

Bizarre GOP Ad Theorizes "Republicans Are People Too"

For many crypto-Marxist Americans, ragging on Republicans is a cherished pastime, but what do we really know about our conservative brothers and sisters? For instance, what even are Republicans? According to a new ad campaign by consulting firm Glass House Strategies, Republicans are people, primarily the kind that… » 9/27/14 6:00pm 9/27/14 6:00pm

Rapist Teacher Originally Sentenced to 31 Days Gets 10 Years in Prison

Stacey Rambold, a man sentenced to 31 days in jail after raping his 14-year-old student, was resentenced to 10 years in prison on Friday, in accordance with an April ruling by Montana's Supreme Court, which declared the judge's earlier sentence illegal. » 9/27/14 2:55pm 9/27/14 2:55pm

Japanese Hiker Captures Terrifying Video of Mount Ontake's Eruption

At around 12 p.m. local time today, Japan's Mount Ontake erupted, trapping some 150 climbers on the volcano, the BBC reports. One of those caught in the disaster was YouTube user Kuroda Terutoshi, who uploaded this video showing the eruption's enormous ash cloud overtaking the hiker and his party. » 9/27/14 1:40pm 9/27/14 1:40pm

Fox News Host Apologizes for Sexist "Boobs on the Ground" Joke

On Friday, Fox News host Eric Bolling apologized for the sexist, nonsensical "boobs on the ground" joke he made earlier this week at the expense of the UAE's first female fighter pilot, telling The Wrap in a statement, "My remark was not intended to be disparaging of her, but that's how it was taken." » 9/27/14 12:30pm 9/27/14 12:30pm