Fox News Host: "We Have Saved the Planet" with Wars like Iraq

Remember the planet before America started invading parts of it? God, what a shithole. Just a total mess. Since then, though: pretty much perfect, right? That's the improbable assessment Fox News' Charles Payne delivered on Sunday while discussing criticism of American Sniper. » 1/25/15 11:45am Sunday 11:45am

Twitter Troll Grounds Two Planes with Bomb Threat

On Saturday, CNN reported that two passenger planes had been escorted by fighter jet to Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport to be searched, the result of an online bomb threat military officials "deemed credible." It soon became clear, however, the threat came from a source most of us would treat pretty… » 1/24/15 7:40pm Saturday 7:40pm

Trump: Romney Choked, You Can't Have Bush, I Would've Beaten Obama

This weekend, sentient rotting pumpkin time-lapse Donald Trump visited Iowa for the Freedom Summit, "a launch point for conservative ideas as we head towards 2016." There he spoke on a variety of topics, chief among them why the Republicans who might run for president are shit and he's great. » 1/24/15 4:45pm Saturday 4:45pm

Sex Ed Teacher Cops to Fucking Student in Teachers' Lounge

An Oklahoma woman who taught a high school sex ed class has been accused of having sex with a teen student, including multiple times in the school's teachers' lounge, the Enid News & Eagle reports. According to her handwritten, mistake-filled confession, the suspended teacher deeply regrets "the deasion." » 1/24/15 3:00pm Saturday 3:00pm

ISIS Claims to Have Beheaded Japanese Hostage in New Video

On Saturday morning, ISIS militants released a new video which purportedly shows the decapitated body of "security contractor" Haruna Yukawa, one of two kidnapped Japanese nationals the Islamic State demanded a $200 million ransom for earlier this week. » 1/24/15 12:16pm Saturday 12:16pm

Alleged Rapist's Bullshit Defense Blames Vanderbilt's "Sexual Freedom"

According to prosecutors, Cory Batey is one of several former Vanderbilt football players who raped an unconscious student in a dorm room last year, filming parts of their crime and urinating on the victim afterwards. According to Batey's defense, however, their client is also a victim—of "a campus culture of sexual… » 1/24/15 11:45am 1/24/15 11:45am

Miss Lebanon Cries "Photobomb" Over Controversial Miss Israel Selfie

At its best, the Miss Universe contest is like a (more) superficial United Nations, complete with flawed solutions to tough policy questions. Just like the real UN, however, sometimes there's just no seeing eye to eye, as was the case with this week's spat over a controversial selfie showing Misses from warring Israel… » 1/18/15 5:30pm 1/18/15 5:30pm

Fox News Apologizes for Impressively Dumb and Wrong Islam Facts

Did you know there are "actually Muslim religious police" in London and some English cities are "totally Muslim" "no-go-zones" where "where non-Muslims just simply don't go in"? Neither did England until last Sunday, when resident Fox News "terrorism expert" Steve Emerson dropped these ignorance bombs on live… » 1/18/15 1:30pm 1/18/15 1:30pm

Report: Suspected Ringleader of Belgian Terror Cell Arrested in Greece

Police in Athens have detained several people in connection with a thwarted plan to kill Belgian police officers, Reuters reports. According to a CBS News source, a man suspected of leading the group is among those being held. » 1/17/15 5:30pm 1/17/15 5:30pm